Kolkata – CDL Stenographer Grade-I Vacancies 2013

2 Vacancies at Central Drugs Laboratory with pay Rs.9,300-34,800/-. Apply Before 12th October,2013

Name of the Government Organization: Central Drugs Laboratory

Central Drugs Laboratory invites applications for the following posts:
Job Designation: Stenographer Grade-I
Number of Posts: 02 (Two)
Pay Scale: Pay Band-2 of Rs.9,300-34,800/- with Grade Pay of Rs.4,200/-

Age Limit: Should not exceed 56 years
Place of Work: Kolkata
How To Apply For Opening:
Complete applications along with documents and forwarded by the Department must reach to the Director,Central Drugs Laboratory,3,Kyd Street,Kolkata-16 within 21 days from the date of publication of this advertisement in the Employment News.

Last Date To Apply: 12th October,2013
Contact Address: Central Drugs Laboratory,3,Kyd Street,Kolkata-16

Advertisement Details: Employment News (21 – 27 September) Page 35 

Jodie Gasson Topless Curvaceous Yellow Bikini Perfection for Ta-Ta-Tuesdays

 

Every now and then you need a little less drama with all your fine funbags, and a little more straight up, hand-delivered, if not hand fondled chest fineries, the likes of which are deftly provided by Jodie Gasson, one of absolute favorite bouncy flouncy bodies on this planet.

On Ta-Ta-Tuesdays, we celebrate all that is upright and downright passion inducing. It's the most forgotten day of the week, but not soon forgotten are the inner tubes of Jodie Gasson appearing from beneath her unraveling bikini top in this bodacious pictorial from the Britty glamour model. I could nest in her maternal splendors for a fortnight and a day with nothing for sustenance save the beads of sweat from our hurricane force lovemaking. I might also need a PB&J sandwich. And, then, obviously, a glass of milk. But that's all. Jodie provides the rest. Enjoy.

(Check out much more Jodie Gasson skin-filled goodness at JodieGasson.com)

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Julianne Hough Crazy Low Cut Yoga Pants Flashing Serious Midriff

 

Talk about your good girl Mormon going off the reservation (and talk about your mixed metaphors), Julianne Hough hit the streets in a pair of low cut yoga pants that I didn't even know existed until now, flashing areas just north of her special place and up to her navel.

We know Julianne has been working out hard to perfect her bikini body in response to her breakup from her boyfriend and gay BFF in one fell swoop, but now she's gone and decided to show it off like a horny harlot. Virgin or not, this is the kind of skin show that can get a proper lady in trouble. At least, I really really hope so. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Opens a Big Apple Gym in MILFtastic Midrif Style

 

Talk about moving on up. The BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, opened up her own signature gym line over the weekend in Manhattan, signaling to all New York mommies that being neurotic and overbearing will no longer be a substitute for stomach crunches and hardcore lunges. This should be an interesting mix.

For her part, Jennifer Nicole Lee looked every bit the toned, shaped, and taut mom ready to impart her wisdom and harsh encouragement about those who dare bring soft bodied before her. Kind of dominatrixy, I like it. Throw in those hot abs and I downright love it. I wish I could afford that gym! Enjoy.

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Holy Dramatic Music and Text Boxes, Batman! Check Out the Batman: Arkham Origins News Roundup (VIDEO)

 City-surfing in Gotham, inspired boss battles, and more.

Arkham aficionados (if you’re sitting in your Batman undercrackers -and, presumably, other attire- at the office as we speak, that’s you. Bonus points if you have a tattoo of the vengeful vigilante’s face on your scrote, and have named ‘him’ Bruce Wang) are surely aware of the impending October release of Batman: Arkham Origins. Thus far, Warner Bros. Games Montreal have taken care to propel only the scantest of info-nuggets into our eager eyeballs, but here’s something a little more substantial.

A month or so after the announcement, the Hype Train is surging along the tracks at a disconcerting pace; hapless maidens tied there by angry mustachioed bastards in craptastic capes (a la Snidely Whiplash, should anyone else be decrepit enough to remember him) have no damn chance. As such, it’s about the time for a succinct, everything-we-know-so-far summary. Which is just what we have right here, courtesy of BatmanArkhamVideos. Take a look.

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Megan Fox Brings a Note of the Sextastic to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

Just when you thought you could care less about all the bickering back and forth from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle geek boys, along comes Megan Fox on set of the 2014 scheduled film to make things interesting.

Megan was cast to play the April O'Neil character in this origins story of the four mutant turtles who I really thought we had seen the last of. But, now, seeing Megan Fox back at work assures me I will be spending 2-hours with the ninja fighting turtles come a year from now.

Megan Fox makes everything watchable, and it's not because of her deep acting toolbox. More because of how I would like to return my screwdriver to her toolbox, if I may carry a pun to it's most painful conclusion. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

 

Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

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Nina Agdal Swimsuit Pictures Score Again With Hot Hot Heat

 

Nina Agdal can make any swimsuit look just epic. Not quite as epic as if she were to take off the one she's wearing, but as far as promoting the shizz out of a $120 piece of Lycra, she really does a stellar job.

And that's why there's a line to hire her. Like Penti Swimwear, which got her to model their latest and greatest and just look ridiculously hot, in hopes that ladies across the world will see themselves in Nina. I can tell you as a man that I often see myself in Nina. It's quite a vision. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Pictures Are Big Time for Agua Bendita

 

Kendall Jenner continues to climb the Kardashian ladder of success, landing an Agua Bendita campaign shoot that got the taller, leaner, hotter looking Kardashian sister into a skimpy bikini for the Spanish-leaning bikini swimwear line.

While we're not allowed to officially comment on the body views of Kendall Jenner for another six months, I think it's fair to say that numerous ocean-going mammals had a little extra drag beneath their torsos as they viewed Kendall on the beach in her tiny two piece. Let's be honest, Kendall was born to model, not much else, but she's going to nail that one thing. That's actually an accomplishment.

In case you're interested in seeing the backside of Kendall, check out her additional Agua Bendita swimwear shoot photos on WWTDD. Enjoy.

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Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom DVD Giveaway!

 

Okay, technically the tape is known as Farrah Superstar, not Farrah Abraham, lest her family fall under any shame in her small hometown in Iowa where backdoor sex tapes are made daily, but not talked about in public.

But, bigger news, I've got DVD copies of Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom to giveaway to you, our faithful denizen. Just imagine how popular you'll be at parties when you flash your authentic Backdoor disc to the adoring ladies. Time to get lucky.

I set up a Twitter account for RealBillSwift. A place where I can tell you some of the things I can't tell you on Egotastic! because the FCC and Interpol and the World Conspiracy Council would take me away in their silent helicopters.

*** In five words or less, tweet your imaginative color description of Farrah Abraham's bunghole to @RealBillSwift and the couple best descriptions will win a copy of the DVD still minty fresh in box, all nice and pretty.Enjoy.

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Paula Fel Mas Mas En Fuego Y Topless en Revista Sudamericana

Oh, yeah, check out my Spanish, gente. Who says The Rosetta Stone is full of it.

More importantly, check out Paula Fel, one super fine Uruguayan celebrity model getting strippy with it in H Para Hombres magazine. Just simply a ridiculously hot body and the kind of girl whose mother I will now impress with my sub-mediocre Spanish. Besame mucho, Paula. Todo era un hombre. Consider this deal done. Well, maybe. Enjoy.

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Oliva Culpo’s See Through Dress Helps The Great Gatsby Get Greater

 

wow, here she comes, Miss America, or, rather, Miss USA and Miss Universe, Oliva Culpo, jazzing up The Great Gatsby screening in New York by wearing a see-through dress top without any bra on beneath. And she pulls it off with flapper like aplomb, if I may say so.

We've not seen much of Olivia since her early splash after being named Miss Universe, but now we get to see a whole lot of her. I guess it was worth the wait. I certainly would have voted for her. Or, at least, called her back to my judicial chambers for a private time chance for her to explain precisely why she deserved to be crowned. I'm fair like that. Enjoy.

P.S I had to share Alyssa Miller looking all kinds of sideboob hot as well at the screening. Because, well, you know why.

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Blake Lively Goes Formal and Other Fine Things to Ogle

 

Yep, Blake Lively looked hot in NYC last night (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba = public indecency (WWTDD)

Farrah Abraham gives us more sex tape talk (TMZ)

A compendium of hot female villains (Ranker)

Anne Hathaway and more ladies who went bleach blonde (VH1 Celebrity)

Even more hot Star Wars girls (COED Magazine)

Bouncy GIFs are the best GIFs (The Chive)

Carrie Underwood is your new NFL sex symbol (Gossip Cop)

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Maria Sharapova Long and Lean and Tan and Lovely

I'm going to say it. Yes I am. Tennis has the best looking professional female athletes. Oh, sure, throw some bizarre minisport at me that has hotter pros. And throw me the names of some sextastic female golfers who are a tad bit more smoking because they like to get it on with other women. Sure, sure, and sure. But, on the whole, the award goes to tennis.

And somewhere up in the A-lister tennis babe ranks is Maria Sharapova, the blonde hottie import who not only performs at an elite level, she provides visual treasures like a pro, as in her mini pictorial for Esquire Latin America. I'm not sure how the Russian found her way into Esquire Latin America, and I do not care. I just want to stare and smile and bounce some balls. Enjoy.

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Anna Faris Buttside,Stefania Casini Ski-Poling - MSM Weekly 60-Seconds of Skintastic Includes Anna Faris Buttside, Walking Tall Bare Tops, and Stefania Casini Ski-Poling (VIDEO)

This week's  Mr. Skin Minute includes Anna Faris bare delicious bottom in The House Bunny, a couple of 70's topless mamas from the classic Walking Tall movie series, and Italian actress Stefania Casiniin a scene from the movie 1900 that I didn't even know existed (** warning, it contains DeNiro and Depardieu bare johnsons). Enjoy

Lindsay Arnold Makes Dancing with the Stars’ Parking Lot Worth Watching

 

As you know, Dancing with the Stars remains on our down low list. As in, we'd never tell you what you can or can't watch on television, that's between you, your pussy whipper, and your maker. But we can advise you to keep it on the down low. However, good news, ogling the parking lot of the DWTS studios at rehearsal time is perfectly acceptable, especially when dancing pro Lindsay Arnold shows off a little bit of her hot dancer body.

Now, often times, dancers get a little hard and heavy in the musculature department for our tastes. I know some of you like yourselves a good barbarian woman challenge, we here at Egotastic! generally shy away from anything that might resemble work, so we like a tamer breed of the opposite sex. Firm, but soft. Soft, but firm. Or, as a perfect visual example, Lindsay Arnold who we can't stop staring at this morning. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba Boobs!...Jessica Alba See-Through Bra! Hello Jessica Alba Boobs!

Jessica Alba has been dressing so conservative of late I wasn't sure we'd ever see anything like this ever again. And, yes, I cried a little thinking those dark thoughts. But I turned recently to positive thoughts only. The power of positive thinking is tremendous. Though not nearly as epic as Jessica's bare mommy potatoes. Mmm. Potatoes. Enjoy.